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Mul pole vähimatki aimu, kuidas suhtuda millessegi näiliselt nii absurdsesse nagu seda on "sitzpinkler" liikumine:

The "sitzpinkler" movement, which started in Sweden a few years ago, has moved to Australia and Germany.

I won't go into detail. You can figure it out for yourself. "Sitzpinkler" is German for a man who sits in the restroom even when he doesn't have to. Otherwise, by demonstrating his "dominance" over women, he risks excommunication by the Left.

A newspaper called The Australian quoted a young woman named Jessica, a biologist, from the Swedish city of Uppsala: "All my friends demand that their husbands or boyfriends sit down," said Jessica."I think it shows respect for the women who clean.

"My brother, for example, would not dream of standing up. Among the young, leftish intelligentsia, there is also a view that to stand up is a nasty macho gesture."

Kui tõsiselt seda võtma peaks? Kas järgmiseks keelatakse meestel habemed ära? Kui see peaks nüüd tõesti tõsi olema, siis mis saab inimese vabadusest otsustada, kuidas ta enda looduslike vajadusi rahuldab? Keda kuradit see seisev mees segab, kui ta ise enda järelt koristada oskab või veel parem - sihtida?